Paleosteno is a film and animation reviewer on YouTube who has both appeared on the Pizza Party Podcast and had Pan Pizza and Jim as guests on his own podcast, The POS Podcast. He also has a fetish for being vored by dolphins. He happens to be Pan Pizza's biggest fan since no one respects him more than he does.
He is a huge suck-up who follows Pan's every step from having a Jr Pizza Party Podcast with Pan being his only guest, to using all of his sex puns and criticising everything Pan hates and everyone he's jealous of.
He may have a crush on him.