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Emily Vasquez

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"Is Emily older or younger?"

"Old enough." - Pan

Pan Pizza's incestuous little cister who loves Invader Zim and anything else that would belong in an early 2000s Hot Topic. She can be heard singing karaoke at the end of several episodes of the Pizza Party Podcast along with her twin Stephany Vasquez. She has also appeared multiple times while the podcast was in progress, much to Nolan's dismay.

Her name originates from the character Emily the Strange and Invader Zim creator Jhonen Vasquez.

On his Tumblr, Pan has stated that Emily is not actually his cister, but is actually a 40-year-old chain smoker he found in a casino in Atlantic City NJ.

Emily is the kind of teen girl who just got off watching Foamy the Squirrel on newgrounds.com while signing a "Bring Back Invader Zim" petition wearing a Jack Skellington hoodie and Happy Tree Friends tube socks purchased from Hot Topic during an Emily the Strange buy one get one 50% off sale where she discovered Serenity Rose from Slave Labor Graphics Comics while her overbearing but loving father restricts her from going to the My Chemical Romance/Limp Bizkit concert with a 5-years-older-than-her boyfriend that constantly IMs unsourced stolen Pon and Zi comic art over a 56k modem America Online trial discs on myspace.com with a Top 8 consisting of Tim Burton, Jack Sparrow, Eminem, Jesus Christ, and whatever angsty band is the hit new thing on Disney Adventures magazine and spends all day filling out "What Kingdom Hearts Character are You?" quizzes only to complain she didn't get Riku and is unable to watch the 2003 MTV Music Awards because her deadbeat older brother is always hogging the living room TV playing Tony Hawk's Underground on his Halo edition transparent green Xbox using a third-party Mad Catz Air Flo controller with a busted analog stick constantly leaning to the right making anti-Semitic remarks about how Eric stole his wicked McTwist over the helicopter in Hawaii footage.

It was revealed in the 19th episode of the Podcast that Emily is immortal and capable of self resurrection as it's been stated that it's a podcast tradition for all members to savagely beat-up and murder Emily before the podcast begins while Pan watches in horror. To this day, Nolan tries to find a way to disable her immortality so that he can kill her and she will stay dead.

It's as clear as a window that she is just another of Pan's waifus from his shitty whore comic and Pan is the one voicing her and Stephany, but many of Pan's fucktarded fans believe she's real.

Note: It is unknown wither or not Emily is still canon, though after Ian Flynn vowed to never to use her again for all intents an purposes she isn't.[1]

Songs that she and Stephany have sung on the podcast[]

  1. ↑ Authorial Notes
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